asian:

The sunset was beautiful today

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
—some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via fawun)
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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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dude
—me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)
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athickgirlscloset:

aplussizeworld:

Who. Is. This?

pic never gets old!

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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between