The sunset was beautiful today
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
—some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via fawun
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
—me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
#SERIOUSLY #THE TEENAGERS ARE SO SHY AND POLITE AND NICE #MEANWHILE THE MIDDLE AGED ADULTS ARE THE RUDEST PIECES OF SHIT
The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between